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Works at Torchwood, S.H.I.E.L.D, part-time waitress at Jack Rabbit Slims Single and ready to Pringle Speaks English, German Born on June 30 From San Clemente, CA

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animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

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"…THAT WAS FUCKIN’ PERFECT!"

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Anonymous why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

aherpamongderps:

kidney-stoner:

miniprof:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

VERY IMPORTANT

Today I learned an awesome thing about language. 

thatfunnyblog:

Jean-Ralphio rapping

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

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piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

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A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
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I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

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sherlockholmes-doctorwatson:

i imagine this is what 12 will be like

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khanpaldi:

nine….

twelve….

ten….

twelve…..

eleven…

twelve….

rose tyler

clara oswald

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losinglogic:

so apparently adam west plays adam west

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and adam west

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and adam west

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don’t forget the time he played adam west

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