Praise The Beams
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
the sun is so warm and nice i’m going to hug the sun
please don’t hug the sun
the sun probably never gets hugged it needs this
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
My friend just said “Stop making insignificant noises” to someone else so I said “If the world had to stop making insignificant noises, you’d never get to speak.” and that’s the moment I realized I have developed the power of wit
Aboutdo people actually come to my blog? if they do and youre reading this then hi this is the blog of a tv obssessor and a film nerd who writes a lot of stuff, sometimes....
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